@wildflowers17:52 22 Ноября 2009 с
WebГыгыгыгыгы))
Today,I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really in to Twilight.I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML
#FML
Today,I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really in to Twilight.I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML
#FML
@darling03:02 28 Октября 2009 с
WebСобирались с Д. на дачу по делам, не успев сесть к ней в машину обнаружили, что какой-то asshole врезался ей в зад и смылся. Провели пять часов в машине дожидаясь дпс и смотря сериалы на ноуте. Съели коробку конфет, но так и не дождались. Пришлось просто разойтись, обидно((#fml
@wildflowers19:58 14 Октября 2009 с
WebToday, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back to the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan.FML))))))))))
Totally made my day)
#FML
Totally made my day)
#FML
@wildflowers16:22 13 Октября 2009 с
Web
Today,I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know.I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant,but she assured me that I could pull out.Right when I was about to pull out,she wrapped her legs around me and yelled:"BE MY BABY'S DADDY!"
I couldn't get out in time. FML